January 2012
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A Stunning, Dreamlike Animation About Escaping Gravity
Jan 26th
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I am part of a lost generation and I refuse to believe I can change the world I realise this may be a shock but “Happiness comes from within” is a lie, and “Money will make me happy” So in 30 years I will tell my children They are not the most important thing in my life My employer will know that I have my priorities straight because Work Is more important than Family I tell you this Once upon a...
Jan 25th
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You Lazy (Intellectual) African Scum! →
They call the Third World the lazy man’s purview; the sluggishly slothful and languorous prefecture. In this realm people are sleepy, dreamy, torpid, lethargic, and therefore indigent—totally penniless, needy, destitute, poverty-stricken, disfavored, and impoverished. In this demesne, as they call it, there are hardly any discoveries, inventions, and innovations. Africa is the trailblazer....
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Jan 10th
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Dear Customer who stuck up for his little brother →
You thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. The dad sees the little boy’s purple game controller, and starts in on the him about how he needs to pick something different. Something more manly. Something with guns and fighting. That’s when big brother stepped in. (by Kristen) …more
Jan 10th
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English Pronunciation by G. Nolst Trenité
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. (via the poke) Dearest creature in creation, Study English pronunciation. I will teach you in my verse Sounds like corpse, corps, horse,...
Jan 10th
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Jan 4th
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Well, I’m back in the land of the living; just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this idiot at the new year party. In my defense…when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts just kick in…
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December 2011
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