October 2009
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Super-Star April Flores Unintentionally Makes Me... →
(by The Bloggess)
Typically when I’m researching fetish models and porn stars I first think “I have a fucking weird job” and then I think “That bitch totally thinks she’s better than me”. Which is strange because none of those porn stars actually know me. But I still feel like a fat loser when I see their unattainable measurements. But then I look at [April...
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WatchGoogle Opt Out Feature Lets Users Protect Privacy By Moving To Remote Village
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I truly confuse myself →
For a few months now I’ve had the plan to leave this city. Start a different journey, find a place that was home. Cape Town was the chosen destination. In those same months I was meant to clear up my…
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You're Too Sensitive to Be on the Internet →
(by Rebecca Kelley on ShoeMoney)
Well, maybe not you, but a lot of people are. I’ve seen it happen numerous times: someone writes an opinionated blog post, rejoices over the multiple “I agree! Great post!” pats on the back he receives, then comes across a couple of comments that disagree with him or present an alternate point of view, and all of a sudden he goes on a rage bender and starts...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25) →
Within Temptation (63)
Evanescence (42)
The Veronicas (34)
Paramore (34)
Yann Tiersen (34)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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No prize for second best →
A wall of hot steam hit me full force in the darkness. My body trembled in the heat. My breath felt short. I coughed as the steam filled my lungs. I wanted out. Three people had already left the…
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8 Ways to Tell if Your Loved Ones Plan to Eat You →
Seriously, you need to make sure you aren’t being primed for a good hearty meal. I mean, becoming a good hearty meal. Unless you’re not good or hearty, but still, do you really want to be a meal?
…click here to check the signs.
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Pickled Green Tomatoes →
What will you always remember? I will always remember Katy. I will always remember Kelly. No specific events come to me off hand. Perhaps, given time and thought, an incident or two will reveal…
This is the greatest moment of your life and... →
I’ve started down the path of Tantra. I’ve finally sunk to the point where I can let the pain be, and be with it. “Once you can accept that you are born alone, live alone and die alone, you might be…
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Pickup Lines Of 10 Historical Figures →
by Conor McKeon
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Stop racism! You first... →
by Chris McEvoy
With the exception of most of the people on my cellphone contacts list, I still have the tendency to see humanity as 99 percent spiteful moron and one percent trans fat. So I guess I’m still the same negative creep I was going in. But let’s avoid floccinaucinihilipilification of the process. After all, I get paid by the word, and I’d hate for you to go away...
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Virgin School →
by NaiveLondonGirl
Has anyone seen this show on Channel 4? At the request of my boyfriend I watched it On Demand yesterday. It’s a documentary about this nice 26-year old guy who’s a virgin. Being a virgin has affected his confidence. So he goes to a school in Amsterdam in which he learns confidence and is de-virginized. What I didn’t seem to understand was why this guy is still a virgin?...
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It's alive! →
Wow, so it has been less than a month that I deleted this account. It feels a whole lot longer. I was mildly surprised that I could still reactivate it. Why the reactivation, you may ask. Because I…
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Bathrooms of the Future →
Ever wonder how tomorrow’s bathrooms would look like? Will they be radically different from the ones we have today? What technologies would these futuristic bathrooms incorporate?
Designer Jang Woo-seok’s concept bathroom cleverly reuses the water drained from the sink for flushing the toilet.
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Words That Don't Mean What You Think →
Yes, I do misuse some words sometimes but I make up for it by not killing people who misuse apostrophes and commas. Also English is not my first language. I don’t have a first language. I led a depraved childhood.
The English language is under assault by stupid people who use words they don’t understand, and is defended by pompous asses who like to correct those people. We’re...
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How to pretend you've seen a classic film →
A survey suggests 58% of men and 38% of women lie about having seen classic films. So how might you go about bluffing that you have?
Here are six of the top 10 most fibbed about films with all of the necessary bluffage provided for you to able to get away with not having seen any of them. (Warning: Plot details are revealed.)
click on the titles to check out the cheat notes :-)
The Godfather
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Lily Allen - Not Fair →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18) →
Yann Tiersen (58)
Anika (23)
Loreena McKennitt (18)
Linkin Park (15)
Ben Lee (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Top 10 Reasons Gay Marriage Should Be Illegal →
Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can...
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The Boy Who Lived Before →
Cameron says “if you die you come back again.” Well dang if that don’t take the fun out of dying. Moop.
by Yvonne Bolouri
Little Cameron Macaulay was a typical six-year-old, always talking about his mum and family. He liked to draw pictures of his home too - a long single-storey, white house standing in a bay. But it sent shivers down his mum’s spine - because Cameron...
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10 Forgotten Facts About Historical Events →
Indian Ocean Tsunami
Immediately following the 2004 Tsunami, the world was so rocked with the staggering death toll of nearly 240,000 individuals that it is often forgotten that many of the more rural and traditional citizens were able to survive through an indigenous understanding of the signs of an incoming tsunami. For example, scientists in the area initially were convinced that the...
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-11) →
Emilie Autumn (23)
Savage Garden (23)
Alkaline Trio (22)
Paramore (20)
Diane Arkenstone (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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God Introduces New Bird →
In what is being described by advance marketing materials as “the first divine creation in more than 6,000 years,” God Almighty, Our Lord Most High, introduced a brand-new species of bird into existence Monday.
“Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve, prepare thine eyes for the most exciting line of avian wildlife in millennia,” God announced as He released an estimated 14...
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Hidden Masonic Symbolism in the Google Home Page →
A lot of SOE people talk about knowing the secret to ranking well in the Google search engine, but a conversation I had the other day suggests that the secrets might be more arcane than simply adding Meta Keywords and applying semantic latencies within the interaction vectors. This is particularly worrying, and unveils a whole new raft of complications for anyone wanting to enjoy success online.
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