School Kids Learn Their Rights to an Orgasm a Day

There are certain unalienable rights every kid should know about. And if your kid is going to school in a certain sector of England, they’re learning about their right to a daily orgasm.

The pamphlets drawn up by the National Health System are titled “Pleasure,” and promise “an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away”. According to the Daily Telegraph, it also says: “Health promotion experts advocate five portions of fruit and veg a day and 30 minutes’ physical activity three times a week. What about sex or masturbation twice a week?”

In some round-about so rubbishy it almost makes sense logic, the NHS folks say this is the way to discourage teens from having sex … by encouraging them to hold out for REALLY GOOD sex or doing it themselves.

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Source: blogs.babble.com