The Weirdest Threesome Ever

So, let’s say we’re playing a drinking game. And let’s say it’s Never Have I Ever. And let’s say it’s your turn. And let’s say you rack your brain for the most bizarre thing you can think of. And let’s say that thing is, “Never have I ever had a threesome with two lifesize blow up dolls.” And then let’s say you laugh hysterically because of course no one is going to drink to that because of course no one has ever done that. Except you look up from your laughter and you see that I’m drinking because after this weekend and thanks to my increasingly weird column here at Toy With Me, I’ve done that.

I’VE DONE THAT.

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