The perfect wedding gift

What kind of wedding present do you get for the couple who has everything (or whose wedding you forgot about)? You can do what poet Jennifer L. Knox did and give them a copy of Mark Bittman’s How To Cook Everything (buy it) with Bittman’s name scratched out and your own name written in with a sharpie. And if you’re as awesome as Knox, you could also glue in a new introduction telling an inspirational, heartwarming story, which features throwing acid in bears’ faces, Partridge Family tattoos and nude bowling on acid.

…more

Source: eatmedaily.com