The Worst Designed Mouse in the World

worst designed mouse

Behold the Media Player Mouse. Also know as “What happens when a 1980s remote control sleeps with a $5 mouse, in the dark, after drinking two bottles of absinthe and getting off a double shift working in the Chernobyl clean-up operation”. The surface is studded with fantastically unusable buttons, some of which can only be reached if you break some of your knuckles in half while using the mouse. This mouse hasn’t even been in the same building as an actual designer, what with the whole “letting the gimmick utterly destroy the original point of the device”: the extra buttons displacing the actual mouse buttons to an unreachable point underneath the connecting wire. You’d have better luck controlling your computer by clutching a porcupine, and likely hurt yourself less in the process.