Folk art wolf puppet. Possibly magic. - eBay

(Oh boy, this chick cracks me up.)

For sale: (Possibly magical) wolf head puppet.   I bought this huge wolf-head puppet ten years ago at an old antique shop in West Texas.  The guy who sold it to me said the puppet was made by a street-performing hobo who’d used it in his “Peter and the Wolf” one-man-play during the depression.  I didn’t ask how he got it from the hobo because the guy at the shop seemed really odd and I suspected he might be some sort of mystical, unpredictable, hobo-killing gypsy but I totally fell in love with the wolf because he looked so damn enthusiastic and so I bought him even though my husband said that I was insane and threatened to hide all the credit cards from me until I could “start making responsible spending decisions” and I was all “Dude.  It’s a hobo-crafted wolf-puppet bought from a gypsy.  YOU CAN’T EVEN MAKE THAT STUFF UP.” And my husband was all “Not *every* long haired guy is a magical gypsy, Jenny.  Sometimes they’re just hippies” but then when I tried to go back to the shop again a month later IT WAS GONE, y’all.   BECAUSE IT WAS MAGIC.  My husband says it was because I’m bad with directions and that I was probably just on the wrong street but I’m pretty sure it was gypsy magic.  Or hippie magic.  Which one smells like patchouli?  That one.