Understanding Men - Decoding What a Man Says

Women always complain that men are difficult to understand. Here are some funny explanations of typical guy phrases.

It’s a guy thing
Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

Can I help with dinner?
Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

Uh Huh, Sure Honey OR Yes Dear
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.

It would take too long to explain
Translated: “I have no idea how it works.”

… continued on site.

Source: greatdad.com