Deep Thoughts from Children

A group of children were once asked to imitate Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.
Here are some of the results:

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
- Age 15

Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
- Age 13

It sure would be nice if we got a day off for the president’s birthday, like they do for the queen. Of course, then we would have a lot of people voting for a candidate born on July 3 or December 26, just for the long weekends.
- Age 8

Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about letting just any old yokel vote.
- Age 10

….continued on site.

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