When I’m dead by TheBloggess
I love this woman!
When I die I want you to put me in a Wonder Woman outfit and toss me out of a moving plane. That way when I hit the ground people will assume that Wonder Woman’s invisible plane crashed. And that Wonder Woman really let herself go.
Somebody totally needs to do this for me!
So bad. Sometimes. (via Hanneke)
Challenging some thought…
I know what happens when people die!
They turn back to normal.
To live and die by the Scrabblelious board.
Spectacular suicides now available from Swiss clinic
Yay! Been looking for this all my life :-D
A new clinic in the heart of Geneva is offering suicidal patients the chance to end it all in style with its range of dramatic role-play curtain-calls. An offshoot of the famous Swiss euthanasia clinic, Indignitas has developed a range of deals for those who don’t want to slip away quietly, including re-enactments of celebrity deaths and summary executions after a staged miscarriage of justice for those who feel life has dealt them a bad hand.
‘Many people don’t want to go without a fuss,’ said Karl-Heinz Struther, director of Indignitas. ‘Some want to make a point, while others simply want a genuine once-in-a-lifetime experience. With a life-exit package for every taste, ambition and demographic, we’ve had no dissatisfied customers yet.’
Men from all over Europe are flocking to the clinic for the chance to take their mid-life crisis to its logical conclusion with the ‘Jim Morrison’ deal, a Paris-based weekend break that includes drugs, alcohol and sex followed by drowning in a bath. An adventurous few have instead opted for the ‘Stranglewank’, the auto-erotic practice popularised by former INXS singer Michael Hutchence and film star David Carradine.
Oppressed women, meanwhile, are queuing up for the ‘Sylvia Plath’, a moving farewell involving a dingy room, a gas oven and the posthumous demonisation of a person of their choice. And car enthusiasts have been honking their horns in delight at the ‘James Dean’, a splendid one-off opportunity to drive a classic Porsche head-on into a truck in a reconstruction of Hollywood’s notoriously dangerous Mulholland Drive.
I Witnessed A Murder Today





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