Rotten Waters (by Corrado Ficarelli)
The following excerpt is “Godzilla’s Existential Crisis.”
September 3:
Woke up after twenty-year hibernation. Hate when I oversleep-meant to hibernate fifteen years, sixteen tops. Terrible crick in neck-must have slept on my tail wrong.
March 8
Wound up hitting snooze for six more months. Barely had enough energy to rampage to the bathroom, let alone through a city, but finally rolled out of bed and destroyed Tokyo. Again. Starting to wonder, what’s the point? They’re just going to rebuild.
- Hagrid’s Father banged a giant
- Dumbledore’s brother got busted for bestiality
- Polyjuice Potion and Temporary Gender Reassignment
- Magical date-rape drugs are legal and sold in the open
- Dolores Umbridge gets gang raped by centaurs
In short, goodbye childhood.
(via malkatz)
G-Man is not amused. Spock is not impressed.
From Anime Expo 2011 in L.A.
X-Dinosaurs. Awesome
Zombie garden gnomes are all the rage!
(via szymon)
Why We Needed Teddies
This would be a rad Halloween costume for this year!












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