“All my mommy’s imaginary friends are on something called ‘Facebook’.”
Boobs lift spirits. Can’t explain it. It is what it is.
RL hugs are so much better, but these are nice too.
Remember how in kindergarten you’d meet a kid, walk up to him, know nothing about him, then in 10 minutes, you were playing like you were best friends… because you didn’t have to be anything other than yourself? I miss that.
It’s amazing because, when you’re a kid, you see the life you want and it never crosses your mind that it isn’t going to turn out that way.
The Friends
Jaiology (what? hello. Anyone out there)
I’m awake!
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by “ology”
***********FOODOLOGY***********
What is your salad dressing of choice?
Mmm. Honey and mustard. From Woolies. Mmmm.
What is your favourite sit-down restaurant?
I…don’t know O_o
Seafood does rule but there are soooo many better places than Ocean Basket. CTFM for one.
:-)
What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Mmm. Hotdog. But I’ve got to make em myself. I make rocking hotdogs.
What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Gogonzola + Sweet Chilli + Pinenuts + Honey + Fried Brinjals + Avocado + Calamari + Mussels + Basil. Mmmm. Tummy rumbles.
What do you like to put on your toast?
Er. We’re toasting croissants, right?
Cheese & Chocolate :-D
***********TECHNOLOGY***********
How many televisions are in your house?
One. But when it was last turned on, ah, ::that:: is the question.
What colour cell phone do you have?
Black and Silver. Like a dartboard.
Do you have an iPod?
No. No. No. Oh, yeah, No!
***********BIOLOGY***********
Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Depends on what I’m doing. Yeah, I’m kinda weird that way.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
My tonsils. And that little Sprite that was squatting in my kidney. She was a little darling tho.
What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Heavy? Me? Erm, the heater?
Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Errr. I don’t actually remember O_o
************DUMBOLOGY******************
How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. I have wicked cool hiking sandles. Yeah.
Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I didn’t run-in to them. They ran-in to me. Bastards.
Last person you talked to?
Sheri. Chick just blabs on and on :-P
Last person you hugged?
Erm…Dasia…Eek, it’s been three days since I’ve hugged someone! *jitters* Excuse me, mister, would you like a hug? Wait. Where’re you going? Stop. I can’t chase you lugging this heater!
***********FAVOURITOLOGY***********
Season?
Sweet Basil. And dried Origanum.
Mixed herbs work quite well, too.
Holiday?
Gah! I’m working! I’ve got to look forward to holidays now! Aaaaaaaaah!
Day of the week?
Tuesday. She has a nice feel about ‘er.
Month?
Yeah, I’ll go with Feb. It’s short, sweet and spawned me. No better reason, yeah.
***********CURRENTOLOGY***********
Missing someone?
Nah. I’ve stopped throwing stuff.
Mood?
Pleasantly calm. Sweeet.
What are you listening to?
Random mix. Currently Desert Rose’s Perception of The Mind.
Watching?
This quessinaire? Oooh. Pretty colours.
Worrying about?
What, me worry?
***********RANDOMOLOGY***********
First place you went this morning?
Kitchen. Kitchens are good places to be. Especially at the wee hours of the morn. Mmmm.
What’s the last movie you saw?
Milk? Oh, no wait I watched Finding Nemo again the other night. It was nice. I like.
Do you smile often?
This isn’t a grimace, I assure you.
Tho, come to think on it, there may be similarities. Hmm.
Sleeping Alone Tonight?
Those damn ghouls just won’t leave! Bastards.
***********OTHER-OLOGY************
1) Do you always answer your phone?
If it’s near me and not silently trembling and I’ve the energy and there isn’t a cow.
2) It’s four in the morning and you get a text message.
Dude. It’s right now four in the morning. Like, whatever.
3a) If you could change your eye colour what would it be?
Raspberry. I’ve always considered Raspberry.
3b) If you could change your hair colour, what colour would you change it to?
I can change my hair colour. It is within my powers. And now I will go with …. Blue!
*twing*
4) What flavour do you add to your drink at Sonic?
Yellow.
5) Do you own a digital camera?
No. I’m not really sure why tho. I really should get one. I’m just one of those peeps who, at odd hours in day, are like, “I should get a camera!” Then I forget about it until the next odd hour.
6) Have you ever had a pet fish?
Jah. Like, when I was 6. They perished tho. I think they didn’t get walked enough.
7) Favourite Christmas song(s)?
Christmas songs have become so cheesey. I used to dig the choral stuff tho. Back when I had to go to church. Bastards.
8) What’s on your wish list for your birthday?
One-way ticket to the Myrtos. Plus pocket money. And five daily meals. Mmm.
9) Can you do a chin up?
Like, duh. *looks around macholy*
(huh…that word lost it’s macho-ness with the -ly, didn’t it?)
10) Can you do pushups?
Like, yeah, huh.
*looks around with severe machoness*
Dammit!
11) Does the future make you more nervous or excited?
I don’t know. I’m indifferent right now. One day at a time. Did I mention I’ve got a job?
12) Do you have any saved texts?
Not really. I tend to clear out stuff fairly regularly. Well, I tend to clear out text messages. My cupboard’s a whole ‘nother avenue.
13) Ever been in a car wreck?
I suppose it could be called a wreck. There wasn’t spectacular flames or anything but we did have to get towed home.
14) Do you have an accent?
I have several. You want one. Good price.
15) What is the last song to make you cry?
A song that made me cry?
I think not. Macho. Macho. Macho.
16) Plans tonight?
Er, I dunno, haven’t planned that way ahead. Suddenly, for no explicable reason, I crave the ice-cream. What the hell?
17) Have you ever felt like you hit rock bottom?
*sigh* yeah.
Did I mention I’ve taken a job?
18) Name 3 things you bought yesterday?
A large, cinnamon koeksuster.
Speakers.
Ink.
19) Have you ever been given roses?
No, I don’t think so. Maybe. Meh. My mind’s a sieve.
Come to think, no-one gives me nearly enough decapitated vegetation these days.
20) Current worry?
Got to be officially awake in a few hours. Sigh.
21) Current hate right now?
The inability to sleep in. Sigh.
22) Met someone who changed your life?
I’ve met several people that impacted. I mean if you’re not, you need to get out more, do more, play more, eat more. Mmmm.
23) How did you bring in the New Year?
You know, I totally forgot to bring it in. Fortunately, while I was at an awesome pool party, in the water randomly shouting “Bachou!”, the little New Year came on in all by itself. We were very proud of it.
24) What song represents you?
A song? That represents me?
Er. What the hell. I’ll go with Paramore’s Born For This.
25) Name 5 people you think will most likely answer this?
Well, I kidnapped this from Das and Ali so there’s a 70 percent chance they won’t do it. 70, 80.
Maybe Kristie. Jess. Claire might. Sara? Katharine apparently can’t resist doing these things. Oh, good, that’s five. Phew. Was starting to sweat there.
26) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
I’ve been planning this trip for years.
27) Have you ever dated someone longer than a year?
Hahahaha. Hahaha. haha. Huh? What, seriously?
Oh. Er. No. No.
28) Do you have any tattoos/piercings?
No. I maintain that these things look better on other people.
29) Will you be in a relationship 4 months from now?
Hardly likely. But then, that mite also depend on your definition of “relationship”.
30) Does anyone love you?
Of course, they do. They all do. They better.
31) Would you be a pirate?
Only to oogle the pirate chicks. Pirate chicks have nice boobs. Mmmm.
32) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Oh, depends on what falls into my head.
33) Ever had someone sing to you?
Yes, yes, I do believe I have. I told her never to do that again. Ever.
34) When did you last cry?
Oh I dunno. Wait, lemme check my diary.
*flips pages*
*reads*
*softly weeps*
36) Do you like to cuddle?
Yeah, I’m rather a touchy, feelie, cuddly, spongey type a guy.
37) Have you held hands with anyone today?
Nah. They frown on that sort of behaviour at the office. Not hundreds why yet.
38) Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Yeah, that would be me. I like what I look like. I look cool :-D
39) What kind of music did you listen to in elementary school?
Elementary? That’s like Primary, right?
Erh. I dunno. Bon Jovi? I remember my uncle used to play a lot of Beatles and Phil Collins. Meh.
40) Do you believe in staying close with your ex’s/prospects?
Yeah, sure, I like being close to everyone. Whether they wanna stay close to me, tho, is a matter for contention.
41) Are most of the friends in your life new or old?
Mostly new. Like last 5, 6 years, but there are a special few who’ve survived the decade or more.
42) Do you like pulpy orange juice?
Mmmm. Crunchy.
43) What is something your friends make fun of you for?
They make fun of me!? Who? I want names!
44) If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
The date has been scheduled. We’ll throw a party.
45) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Oh I dunno, I’ve gotten rather used to this one. I respond to it. Habit.
46) Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce?
Nah. I’m not much into hot sauce. Now mango chutney, THAT I could eat with a spoon.
Prisonage Break
How odd. I just awoke from a weird dream in which I was imprisoned in a solid cell with two other really whiny peeps. We managed to incapacitate three high-ranking guards when they entered our cell. Urhm. Somehow.
If fact, them guards strongly resembled some highschool classmates. Hmm.
Anyway. So I remember pulling the one guard over to the bed to put him in but one of our fellow inmates, refusing to help out, started bitching about us not being friends and being a really ponce. This escape would have have gone a lot smoother if, despite our differences, we could at least be on the same page. Fortunately for the inmate I’d more pressing matters to attend to then punching his whiney ass out.
I got into the guard’s clothes and had to figure a way to hide the extra marking denoting rank. Obviously I’d fit in better at a lower rank. Seems I was making too big a deal of this. Blurry bit as I escaped the prison and wound up at the guard’s home, which seemed to be, now that I think on it, still within the prison complex.
Lucky it would seem that his wife (or girlfriend or whatever) was so short-sighted, she didn’t even realise that I wasn’t the man I was pretending to be. Yah, there’s much to be said about that relationship!
I haven’t had very clear cut dreams in a long time. To have an odd one like this and remember the vast majority is probably evidence of my subconscious highlighting something of importance. Too bad for it, I never pay nearly enough attention. Pleh :-P
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