When your parents accuse you of lying, look them in the eye and say, “EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUS! TOOTH FAIRY!”
Kid’s rocking out with a diaper on his head. Wicked.
(via polyestermess)
A kid’s letter to Kellogg’s (via noelharrison)
(via tallulahlucy)
Let your children develop their own damn opinions.
(via men-women)
Remember how in kindergarten you’d meet a kid, walk up to him, know nothing about him, then in 10 minutes, you were playing like you were best friends… because you didn’t have to be anything other than yourself? I miss that.
It’s amazing because, when you’re a kid, you see the life you want and it never crosses your mind that it isn’t going to turn out that way.
She’s hot, he’s rich, but a ginger stays a ginger
Teen trades cellphone for Porsche
An American teen has earned the nickname “jack of all trades” when he used the online classified ad Web site Craigslist to trade in an old cellphone and ending up with his dream car.
When 17-year old Steve Ortiz received an old cellphone from a friend two years ago, he decided to use the “barter” section of Craigslist to trade it for a better phone. When he managed to accomplish that, he traded the second phone for an iPod Touch, which he eventually swapped for a dirt bike.
Ortiz continued using Craigslist to trade up on the dirt bike ladder. Eventually, he swapped a dirt bike for a Macbook Pro, which he then swapped for his first car: a Toyota 4Runner. Since he was only 15 years old at the time and therefore too young to legally drive, he went back on Craigslist and swapped the 4Runner for a custom-made, off-road golf cart.
He swapped the golf cart for a much more expensive dirt bike, which he swapped for a street bike, which he traded in for a car again. After several cars, he ended up with a 1975 Ford Bronco. By this time he was old enough to drive, so he actually kept the Bronco for a while.
But Ortiz wanted a Porsche, so he went back to the Web site. Two years and fourteen online swaps later, after spending hours per day on his iPhone scouring the web for good deals, he finally traded the Bronco for his dream car, a 2000 Porsche Boxter S.
Seven-year-old raises £60,000 for Haiti appeal
Charlie Simpson was so upset by the devastation wrought by the earthquake that he told his mother he wanted to do anything he could to help. The boy set out to raise £500 for Unicef’s Haiti appeal by riding his bike five miles around his local park – but the schoolboy’s efforts inspired hundreds of people online who donated a total of more than £60,000 in just one day.
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