The following excerpt is “Godzilla’s Existential Crisis.”
September 3:
Woke up after twenty-year hibernation. Hate when I oversleep-meant to hibernate fifteen years, sixteen tops. Terrible crick in neck-must have slept on my tail wrong.
March 8
Wound up hitting snooze for six more months. Barely had enough energy to rampage to the bathroom, let alone through a city, but finally rolled out of bed and destroyed Tokyo. Again. Starting to wonder, what’s the point? They’re just going to rebuild.
Evil Vegetation (Illustrations by Mike Puncekar)
Slippers may be comfortable but they’re not always the best option in battle gear.
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