So horny for you, just as long as your grammar doesn’t stuck.
Some humourous texts.
So bad. Sometimes. (via Hanneke)
Valentine's Day pressures
According to world-renowned human behavioural specialist Dr. John Demartini, Valentine’s Day tends to make couples feel pressured to show their love and singles to find love.
Try and avoid buying into the Valentine’s Day pressure
Its intention is to be a day where millions of couples across the globe celebrate with romance, chocolate and flowers. But for some, Valentine’s Day can be a spotlight on all the things they see as out of order in their relationships. This can result in the blues rather than a flush of love.
Valentine’s Day also tends to put pressure on singles who think to themselves: ‘I’m all by myself tonight’. This is based on the assumption that being a couple is better than being single.
Forgive me for an old post but I came across it again and chuckled heartily.
Good morning, beautiful.
(via wewatchourselvesdie)
Single Girls versus Single Guys
We have sex tonight… Or the bear gets it!
Funny despite the sometimes truth of this.
(via lustsofajezebel)
Did he just proposition himself? (via Feed The Troll)
I haven’t shared an xkcd in a long time, so here ya go :-)
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