There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness.
Dalai Lama Dalai Lama
Nature against Man; Man against Nature; God against Man, Man against God; God against Nature; Nature against God; very funny religion!
Zen Master D.T. Suzuki, commenting on Western traditions to his friends Joseph Campbell & Carl Jung
One ring to rule her, er, I mean, them all! (via Amanda Patterson)
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One ring to rule her, er, I mean, them all! (via Amanda Patterson)

Oh God. Such a joker. :-P (via Formal Sweatpants)
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Oh God. Such a joker. :-P (via Formal Sweatpants)

My religion is more peaceful than yours. And I’ll kill anybody who says different!
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My religion is more peaceful than yours. And I’ll kill anybody who says different!

Behold, the king of the Jews.
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Behold, the king of the Jews.

“Jesus had two dads, why can’t I?”
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“Jesus had two dads, why can’t I?”

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Every time a cat cleans itself, it is worshiping the Dark Lord.
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Every time a cat cleans itself, it is worshiping the Dark Lord.

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If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage!
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If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage!

Jesus the Guru Jesus the Yogi Jesus the ascended master Jesus the enlightened one Jesus the son of God Jesus the prophet Jesus the holy man
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Jesus the Guru
Jesus the Yogi
Jesus the ascended master
Jesus the enlightened one
Jesus the son of God
Jesus the prophet
Jesus the holy man

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What would Jesus say to you?

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