The person you love is 72.8% water.
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The person you love is 72.8% water.

We are not the pawns in a chess game. We are the mover of the pieces.
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We are not the pawns in a chess game. We are the mover of the pieces.

When your parents accuse you of lying, look them in the eye and say, “EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUS! TOOTH FAIRY!”
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When your parents accuse you of lying, look them in the eye and say, “EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUS! TOOTH FAIRY!”

Kid’s rocking out with a diaper on his head. Wicked.
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Kid’s rocking out with a diaper on his head. Wicked.

Spiritual Depression. 0rgasms: THIS.
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Spiritual Depression.

0rgasms: THIS.

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DYK that the iconic Valentine’s heart is based on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?
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DYK that the iconic Valentine’s heart is based on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?

Nothing says “I love you” like a superficial, overvalued rock.
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Nothing says “I love you” like a superficial, overvalued rock.

True story.
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True story.

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I know what happens when people die!

They turn back to normal.

Words of a 3-year-old
Funny despite the sometimes truth of this.
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Funny despite the sometimes truth of this.

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