The person you love is 72.8% water.
When your parents accuse you of lying, look them in the eye and say, “EASTER BUNNY! SANTA CLAUS! TOOTH FAIRY!”
DYK that the iconic Valentine’s heart is based on the shape of the buttocks of a female bending over?
Nothing says “I love you” like a superficial, overvalued rock.
I know what happens when people die!
They turn back to normal.