Pixar. Doing love stories right. (via Clouds in My Coffee)
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic
Edward Cullen. He doesn’t bite people, he looks like he resides in the woods, and he sparkles. He’s not a vampire. He’s a fairy.


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